Thursday, July 23, 2009

Christian One Liners

Not sure where these originated, but they're good!
Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited Until you try to sit in their pews.
Many folks want to serve God, But only as advisers.
It is easier to preach ten sermons Than it is to live one.
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.
When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.
People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church.
Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
Quit griping about your church; If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.
God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead.. So why should you?
I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
He who angers you, controls you!
If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
We don't change the message, The message changes us.
You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him.

2 comments:

Adeye said...

I love that--have never seen it before.

Thanks for sharing.

Ann and Bryan said...

Thanks for finding and sharing these. Great Christian tag lines!